here, you'll smell stink you've never smelt before, step in goo you've never stepped in before, and see homosexual people you've never seen before.

my philosophy on life is that everyone deserves to have fun, and colors are the spice of life. i believe in reincarnation, and i believe in digital burial, that being, immortalizing yourself online as a form of saying "i was here! and this is what i liked to do!"

in the age of the corporate internet, where every publication spouts lies and companies push ads into our brains, color can be so difficult to come by. white, characterless pages span this web. i wish to bring some more color into the web, in hopes of attracting more beetles!

or... well... i guess that analogy implies that i want to eat new internet users...

ANYWAY! the point is, the internet needs to be more fun.

here, in my own little chunklet of the web, hosted generously by neocities, i will tear open my chest and bare my heart out to all of you, blood on my hands and yours as you take it into your grubby mitts and inspect it!

don't expect this layout to last, though i do truly like it, because i am ETERNALLY indecisive and i don't know when to quit!